alanharris: I used to believe that there was a God and that Jesus would come back and save all the good, honest, loving people in the world. But after watching the 20 Republican debates, and 5 minutes of an episode of Toddlers in Tiaras, I now believe that God and Jesus saw what was going on down here and just sort of stared at each other in bewilderment and silently agreed to never speak of us...
Right now, $4 billion of your tax dollars subsidize the oil industry every year...– President Obama (via kileyrae)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
I don’t care what the conditions are, I would be very happy if someone...– Anonymously Me
I’m not trying to start a political debate with my Tumblr and Facebook...– Anonymously Me